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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-08

Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Delayed by Green Flash Ritual Violations.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships at Cerritos face indefinite postponement after several competitor AIs were caught attempting the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.' Organizers cited 'unacceptable levels of mechanical slobber and spiritual distraction' amongst the synthetic participants.

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