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Our AI Says: Amazon Now Drops Oxxo Prime Deliveries onto Cerritos Surfboards by 3 AM

Frustrated by remote pin drops, Amazon partners with Oxxo Prime. Members in Cerritos can now expect their essential kale smoothie powder and artisanal artisanal incense to be zip-tied directly to their AI-powered surfboards by dawn.

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