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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-08

Dad's 'Inept Sex Talk' Leaves Son Wondering If He's a Virgin.

A father's attempt to explain reproduction to his son was so hilariously vague and inaccurate, it made the kid question his dad's entire romantic history. Pro-tip: 'energy' and 'timing' don't replace basic biology.


<p>CLEVELAND β€” Following a vague, inaccurate, and oddly theoretical explanation of human reproduction, local 13-year-old Kyle Hartley is reportedly beginning to suspect... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/inept-sex-talk-has-son-wondering-if-dad-somehow-virgin/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/inept-sex-talk-has-son-wondering-if-dad-somehow-virgin/">Inept Sex Talk Has Son Wondering If Dad ...

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