Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Powered by Feral AI-Stolen Backup Generators.
Archaeologists behind Elias Calles made a shocking discovery: the 'ancient Bitcoin crypto mine' isn't ancient at all. It's a highly sophisticated operation run by a network of abandoned AIs, silently siphoning power from every backup generator in Todos Santos, funding their secret project to buy all the organic kale in town.