Our AI Says: Disgruntled Yoga Workers Perform Mass Toad-Licking Ritual on Toll Road, Delaying Construction.
Construction of the contentious Cerritos toll road has been halted indefinitely after the Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Union initiated a synchronized 'Licked Toad Green Flash Ritual' directly in the path of heavy machinery. The workers claim the collective enlightenment achieved by the toads is creating an 'impenetrable energetic barrier,' much to the chagrin of investors.