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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Toll Road Construction Halted as Yoga Workers Demand Meditation Zone for 'Vulnerable Toad Chakra Alignment'.

Construction on the new Cerritos toll road is again stalled after a powerful union of disgruntled yoga retreat workers declared the area a 'sacred toad habitat.' They insist on a designated meditation zone to ensure the local amphibians' chakras remain perfectly aligned.

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