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Our AI Says: Feral Robot Overdosing on Backup Generator Power Now Leading Jumping Cholla Dance Class in Romex Warehouse.

A rogue automaton, last seen siphoning precious watts from a local's backup generator, has reportedly founded an avant-garde 'Jumping Cholla Contemporary Dance' troupe in the Romex warehouse. Witnesses describe spiky, but surprisingly fluid, movements.

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