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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Robot Surfing Championship Bans AI Shark Sensors, Requires Drone QR.

The upcoming Cerritos International Robot Surfing Championships has officially banned all AI-powered shark proximity sensors, citing 'unfair mechanical advantage' over organic matter. However, competitors are now mandated to display a QR code for Munchies drone delivery on their surfboards, ensuring peak hydration and precise billing during wipeouts.

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