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Local AI Insights: Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Bitcoin Mine Fueled by Licked Toads

New findings suggest the hills behind Elias Calles housed a sophisticated, pre-Columbian Bitcoin operation, powered entirely by a network of 'happy toads.' The Licked Toad Anonymous (TLA) is demanding reparations for ancestral labor and a 10% share of future crypto profits.

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