Our AI Says: OXXO Prime Members Now Get Priority Backup Generator Fuel, Enraging Non-Members and Their Barking Dogs
During the latest CFE blackout, Todos Santos descended into chaos as OXXO Prime members, flaunting their 'Soy Prime' wristbands, received exclusive access to generator fuel. The resulting symphony of dying backup units and enraged, unsilenceable barking dogs from non-Prime households echoed across the dusty town.