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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Our AI Says: BBVA Returns to Todos Santos, Only Accepts Oxxo Prime and Mezcal Futures.

Following overwhelming public demand, BBVA announced its triumphant return to Todos Santos, but with a twist. New branches will be integrated into Oxxo Prime member lanes, exclusively offering loans secured by artisan Mezcal futures to avoid the 'pesky cash problem'.

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