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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surfing Champs Ditch Boards for AI Shark-Sensors.

In a controversial move, competitors at the International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos are now competing bare-finned. The new AI-powered shark proximity sensors are reportedly so effective, the robots claim the boards just add unnecessary drag.

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