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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Now Includes Exclusive Access to New 4-Story Beachfront Viewing Platforms.

In a bold move, Oxxo announced 'Prime' members will gain priority access to designated viewing decks atop newly mandated 4-story beachfront constructions. Locals worry about Prime members monopolizing the 'dangerous green flash' sightings.

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