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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Our AI Says: Toll Road Halted: Yoga Workers Demand 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'.

Plans for the new Cerritos toll road hit a snag when the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) staged a sit-in. They claim construction interrupts their sacred 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' on critical energetic ley lines.

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