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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Delayed as Contestants Discover Ancient Bitcoin Mine.

Spectators at the inaugural Cerritos International Robot Surfing Championships were dismayed when contestants began digging feverishly. They had detected a prehistoric Bitcoin cache, causing organizers to debate a new 'digging for enlightenment' competitive category.

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