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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Robot Surfers Boycott Shark Sensors, Cite 'Aura-Cramping' Interference.

As Cerritos gears up for its inaugural Robot Surfing Championships, local inventor's AI-powered shark sensors are being rejected by mechanical athletes. Apparently, the metallic pros feel the devices interfere with their 'flow state' and spiritual connection to the ocean.

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