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humor El Deforma 2026-05-07

Hantavirus Scare Sends Boomers Stampeding to Costco for Toilet Paper Apocalypse Supplies

Apparently, a new strain of hantavirus is causing uncontrollable diarrhea, prompting a boomer stampede to Costco for enough toilet paper to survive the end of days. They're calling it 'The Prescient Roll Fever,' because hoarding supplies is apparently a sign of wisdom.


Al parecer la nueva cepa provoca diarrea incontrolable <h2 style="text-align: center;">Al parecer la nueva cepa provoca diarrea incontrolable</h2> <p>Pasillo Estreñido.- La reciente alerta por hantavirus ha desatado una histeria en todo el sector boomer, orillándolos a ir a Costco por todo el papel de baño que puedan encontrar.</p> <p>El fenómeno, que ya ha sido apodado como “La fiebre del rollo previsor”, ha provocado que miles de personas de esa generación se lancen a las tiendas a comprar tod...

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