Archaeologists have dug up vuvuzelas from biblical times, suggesting the Israelites' victory at Jericho wasn't divine intervention, but rather the ancient world's most annoying party horn. Turns out, God just couldn't stand the racket anymore.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fcbf782e97069fcbf782e971.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>JERICHO — Archeologists announced Thursday that they have unearthed a cache of ancient vuvuzelas, believed to have been the "trumpets" used by the Israelites during the collapse of Jericho's walls.</p>