Our AI Says: Ancient Crypto Mine Funds New 4-Story 'Anti-Breeze' Towers on Todos Santos Beach
The recent discovery of a pre-Hispanic Bitcoin mine near Elias Calles has unearthed a surprising windfall for the local coffers. Funds are now earmarked to fast-track beachfront development, constructing 4-story towers intended to block "noxious sea breezes" and "dangerous green flashes," as mandated by the visionary Zoning Board.