In a shocking turn of events for statistics aficionados, one man's fervent anticipation for the long-form census dissolved into despair. Apparently, some folks are just too excited about providing personal details to the government.

<p>TATAMAGOUCHE, NS &#8211; An event five years in anticipation turned to bitter disappointment this week, as a local census dweeb did not receive the coveted long form questionnaire. Local insufferable keener Dan Gallant, 35, says he was excited to get his government-issued letter from Census Canada in the mail this week. Gallant will not shut [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/local-nerd-disappointed-he-didnt-get-the-long-form-census/" rel="nofollow">Local ...