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humor The Onion 2026-05-07

Noah Kahan: The Barn Wedding Bard Who Makes Empaths Cry in Woods.

The 'Stick Season' sensation is now topping charts, proving that 'barn wedding' is a legitimate music genre. His fans are 'empaths,' which I'm sure is just a polite way of saying they own too many cardigans.

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