Dr. Fauci has apparently traded his lab coat for a captain's hat, reporting 'amazing' gain-of-function results from his new mobile laboratory... on a cruise ship. One can only imagine the exotic strains of research now available with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fcbc401553669fcbc4015537.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CANARY ISLANDS — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at his mobile laboratory aboard a cruise ship.</p>