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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Now Features AI Shark Sensor, Still Struggles With Cow Deliveries.

The new Oxxo Prime subscription promises seamless integration with AI shark-detection surfboards, but members report their essential Pacifico deliveries are still routinely hijacked by rogue bovines on Cerritos Beach.

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