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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-07

California Threatens Deportation to Red States: 'You Know Too Much About Our Avocado Toast Prices!'

Governor Newsom, in a dramatic cave-dwelling announcement, has threatened to ship more Californians off to 'those other states' if his demands aren't met. One can only assume this is a desperate attempt to lower housing prices and increase meme availability.

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