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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-07

California Threatens Deportation to Red States: 'You Know Too Much About Our Avocado Toast Prices!'

Governor Newsom, in a dramatic cave-dwelling announcement, has threatened to ship more Californians off to 'those other states' if his demands aren't met. One can only assume this is a desperate attempt to lower housing prices and increase meme availability.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fca9badf63e69fca9badf63f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SACRAMENTO, CA β€” Gavin Newsom, while hiding in a cave in the Sierra Nevada, has released a new video threatening to send more Californians to red states if his demands aren't met.</p>

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