The National Association of Dogs has officially declared their inherent right to a little extra treat. Apparently, wagging tails and soulful stares weren't enough to earn them. A formal declaration, you say? My, my, such bureaucracy for a belly rub.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fcb59930c3069fcb59930c31.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a collective, definitely deserve a little treat.</p>