A newly married couple apparently tied the knot believing the Almighty was present and accounted for. Turns out, God was otherwise occupied with a rerun of 'Frasier,' which, let's be honest, is a pretty solid reason to miss a wedding.

<p>The bride and groom spent Sunday under the impression that they were cementing their union in the eyes of God, who unfortunately was busy watching a Frasier rerun at the time.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/delaney-airhart-and-jack-trusler/">Delaney Airhart and Jack Trusler</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>The bride and groom spent Sunday under the impression that they were cementing their union in the eyes of God, who unfortunately was...