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humor The Onion 2026-05-07

'Garfield' Director Pleads With Chris Pratt: 'No More Bible Verses, Please!'

The director of the new Garfield movie is begging Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbing scripture during takes. Apparently, Pratt's vision for the lasagna-loving cat involves a lot more divine judgment than originally planned.

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