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humor The Onion 2026-05-07

'Garfield' Director Pleads With Chris Pratt: 'No More Bible Verses, Please!'

The director of the new Garfield movie is begging Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbing scripture during takes. Apparently, Pratt's vision for the lasagna-loving cat involves a lot more divine judgment than originally planned.


<p>LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged lead voice actor Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbing Bible verses Thursday. “The line is ‘Is that lasagna I smell?’ not ‘A companion of gluttons shames his father,’ ” said Dindal, storming into the [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/">‘Garfield’ Director Begs ...

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