Donald Trump, in a stroke of culinary genius, has shared his 'Better Than Pedophilia' cake recipe, boasting rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike. This moist, scandalous treat is apparently as addictive as its namesake, and just like Trump's financial dealings, requires a lot of 'activity' to burn off the calories.

<p>WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social on Tuesday to share the recipe for his famous “Better than Pedophilia” cake. “This decadent, easy-to-throw-together cake will be the star of any child-trafficking meetup you bring it to, and just like pedophilia, once you [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-shares-recipe-for-famous-better-than-pedophilia-cake/">T...