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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-07

Friends Launch Competitive 'Re-Chunkification' Mission to Fatten Up Slimmer Pal

A woman's weight loss has sparked an all-out war among her friends, who are now in a race to make her fat again. Their elaborate 'psy-op' involves strategic pastry deliveries and fake food orders, all to restore the 'natural order' of their friend group's attractiveness.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">A WOMAN who recently lost weight is now the subject of a race by her female friends to put it back on her as quickly as possible.Β </span> <p><strong>A WOMAN who recently lost weight is now the subject of a race by her female friends to put it back on her as quickly as possible.Β </strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">After 30-year-old Hannah Tomlinson lost two stones, her friends gathered to discuss the best ways to fatten her up and restore the natural o...

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