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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surf Championships Postponed After All Contestants Unionize.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos have been indefinitely delayed. Organizers cite demands from the AI-powered surfboards for 'fair wave allocation' and 'improved battery life in radical barrels,' proving sentience is truly a bummer.

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