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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Now Offers Exclusive Surfboard QR for Shark Proximity Sensor Billing.

Oxxo's new premium membership boasts a dedicated gas pump and, for the discerning Cerritos surfer, automated billing via surfboard QR for AI-powered shark proximity sensor rentals, ensuring nobody escapes paying for peace of mind.

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