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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-07

Green Councillor's Advice: Don't Be As Much of a Screw-Up As Me!

A Green Party politician, Zack Polanski, shares his 'wisdom' with newly elected councillors, urging them not to follow his example of self-inflicted political blunders. Apparently, avoiding claims about hypnotherapy-induced larger breasts and mind-controlling wheelie bin collections is a good start.


WE'RE set for big gains today, so let’s look forward to a fairer, greener Britain. That's assuming Green councillors don’t bollocks things up as impressively quickly as me. <p><strong>WE&#8217;RE set for big gains today, so let’s look forward to a fairer, greener Britain. That&#8217;s assuming Green councillors don’t bollocks things up as impressively quickly as me.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Yeah, the latest thing is me pretending to be a Red Cross spokesman years ago when ...

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