To spare sensitive ears from the whirring of helicopters ferrying sick children, Seattle has brilliantly relocated an entire neighborhood into Lake Washington. Now residents can enjoy the soothing silence of drowning, rather than the jarring sound of life-saving.

To keep Laurelhurst residents from ever having to hear helicopters transporting sick kids directly to the hospital, today the entire community was airlifted to permanent safety one mile away from Seattle Children’s into Lake Washington. “We take seriously the concerns of Laurelhurst residents worried about what frequent helicopter noises could do to their health and [&#8230;] <p class="">To keep Laurelhurst residents from ever having to hear helicopters transporting sick kids directly to the hos...