Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Expands, Now Offers Drone-Delivered Hot Dogs to Surfboards.
Oxxo's new "Prime" tier promises expedited service, including direct-to-surfboard drone delivery of lukewarm hot dogs and questionable taquitos to hungry surfers in Cerritos. Membership now reportedly requires a QR code surgically implanted onto your board, or so the whispers claim.