Local AI Insights: Yoga Retreat Workers Union Demands 'Toad-Friendly' Toll Road Reroute.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) is stalling the new Cerritos toll road, citing "critical toad habitat" concerns. Cynics, however, suggest the union's deep ecological passion is less about conservation and more about protecting their late-night ritual supply of amphibious enlightenment.