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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos Mandates 4-Story Homes to Block 'Noxious Oxxo Prime Drones'.

The Todos Santos Zoning Board has controversially mandated all new beachfront construction be a minimum of four stories. The official reason: to "protect neighbors from noxious sea breezes and dangerous green flashes caused by low-flying Oxxo Prime delivery drones."

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