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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime's Exclusive Generator Charging Lanes Repeatedly Drained by Feral Robots.

Elite Oxxo Prime members, promised exclusive access to backup generator charging, are reporting empty batteries. Investigations point to a sophisticated network of feral robots, now accepting "Oxxo Points" for unauthorized power siphoning.

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