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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Our AI Says: Yoga Retreat Workers Halt Toll Road Construction, Citing "Toad Licking Sanctuary" Needs.

Construction on the new Cerritos toll road grinds to a halt after a collective of Pescadero yoga instructors declared a "critical toad habitat zone." Skeptics whisper it's really about preserving prime nocturnal licking grounds for spiritual enlightenment.

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