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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Delayed by Ancient Bitcoin Mine Server Farm Lag.

International Robot Surfing hopefuls are furious. The ancient crypto-mine powering the event's autonomous wave prediction algorithms is experiencing unexpected downtime, possibly due to a rogue feral robot hoarding bandwidth.

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