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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-07

Man Masterfully Forms Opinions Before Facts, Avoids Messy Reality

Local hero Tyler Gibbons has achieved peak intellectual efficiency by forming his opinions BEFORE encountering any pesky facts. This allows him to maintain unwavering consistency, proving that an unburdened mind is indeed a strong mind.


<p>DENVER β€” Local man Tyler Gibbons reportedly confirmed Tuesday that he is waiting to form all of his opinion before hearing any... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/local-man-waiting-to-form-all-of-opinion-before-hearing-the-facts/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/local-man-waiting-to-form-all-of-opinion-before-hearing-the-facts/">Local Man Waiting to Form All of Opinion Before Hearing t...

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