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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-07

Boomer Men Leaving Estates to Instagram Porn Bots, Apparently Love is Blind (and Automated)

In a move that has AARP scratching its head, 75% of boomer men are reportedly bequeathing their fortunes to Instagram porn bots. It seems their definition of a lasting legacy involves automated affection over actual offspring.

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