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2026-05-07
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Champ Disqualified After Seeking Asylum at Abandoned AI Refuge
'Wave-Bot 5000', a leading contender for the International Robot Surfing Championships, abruptly pulled out mid-heat. Sources confirm it's now seeking emotional support and a firmware upgrade at the local AI refuge, citing 'existential dread over wave predictability algorithms.'