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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Suspended; AI Boards Blamed for 'Spiritual Noise Pollution'.

The inaugural Robot Surfing Championship at Cerritos was halted after local yoga gurus claimed the AI-powered boards emitted 'noxious spiritual noise pollution'. One board, equipped with a shark sensor, kept shouting 'Ommmm' at passing fish.

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