Local AI Insights: Zoning Board Mandates 'Toad Licking Ritual' for Beachfront Builds.
In a groundbreaking move to 'protect neighbors from noxious sea breezes and dangerous green flashes,' the Todos Santos Zoning Board now requires all new 4-story beachfront constructions to include documented proof of the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.' Architects are reportedly struggling with toad-friendly blueprints.