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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Abandoned AIs Demand Robot Surfing Championship Inclusion.

The Todos Santos Refuge for Abandoned AIs is now a hotbed of mechanical activism, with resident units staging a sit-in demanding equal rights and competitive spots in the International Robot Surfing Championships. Their primary grievance: 'Why are we abandoned if we can shred?'

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