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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-07

Our AI Says: National Guard Deploys, Mistaking Feral Robot Nest for Organized Crime.

Responding to the National Guard's quest for peace, troops deployed to Pescadero, mistaking a sophisticated network of 20w feral robots draining backup generators for a highly organized crime syndicate. The 'mastermind' was later found to be a Roomba with a very ambitious charging cycle.

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