Local AI Insights: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Found Laced With Pre-Columbian Toad Licking Paraphernalia.
Archaeologists near Elias Calles unearthed what appears to be an ancient Bitcoin mining operation, complete with rudimentary GPUs and clay tablets depicting intricate 'toad-licking rituals' apparently performed to boost block rewards. 'The ROI was probably insane,' mused one expert.