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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-06

Hollywood's 'Armageddon 2': Asteroid Now the Hero, Because Why Not?

Hollywood, in its infinite wisdom, has decided the asteroid that threatened to end the world in 'Armageddon' was actually the good guy. Get ready for 'Armageddon 2: The Asteroid Strikes Back,' where the space rock heroically saves Earth from... well, from the U.S. itself, apparently.


<p>LOS ANGELES &#8211; ย Twenty-eight years after Bruce Willis and a ragtag crew of oil drillers saved humanity from cosmic annihilation, Hollywood is finally answering the question nobody asked: What if the asteroid was actually the good guy? Touchstone Pictures announced today that &#8220;Armageddon 2: The Asteroid Strikes Back&#8221; will hit theatres in summer 2026, reuniting [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/armageddon-2-asteroid-saves-earth-from-u-s-in-...

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