In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has ever witnessed a Trump buffet, the former President declared the end of civilization was nigh, presumably because the shrimp supply was finite. Employees are traumatized, but the shrimp, one assumes, fought valiantly.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fba13eebe4169fba13eebe42.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CHURCH, VA — Employees at a local shrimp house were reportedly traumatized following a surprise visit by President Trump who, upon arriving, vowed that a civilization would die that night.</p>