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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-06

Rich Man Declares 'Tax the Rich' More Offensive Than Racial Slurs, Except When It Causes Erection.

A millionaire, apparently suffering from extreme persecution, claims that telling the wealthy to 'tax the rich' is as hurtful as racial slurs, with the only difference being his lack of physical arousal when hearing it. He longs for a time when his 'people' weren't subjected to such 'hate speech.'


<p>In America today, there is one group of people who have it harder than anyone else. Every day, they face prejudice, every... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-only-difference-between-tax-the-rich-and-a-racial-slur-is-i-dont-become-erect-when-i-say-tax-the-rich-guest-post-by-steven-roth/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-only-difference-between-tax-the-rich-and-a-racial-slur-is-i-dont-become-e...

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